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What exactly was Billy Preston trying to tell us?
I was sent an interesting email from a family member. You know, one of those ‘chain’ emails? Which reminds me, do you remember chain letters?
Check out these rather interesting items below.
Ever Wonder?
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouths closed?
- Why you don’t ever see the headlines, “Psychic Wins Lottery?”
- Why abbreviated is such a long word?
- Why it is that doctors call what they do “practice?”
- Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dishwasher liquid is made with real lemons?
- Why the person who invested all your money is called a broker?
- Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called “rush hour?”
- Why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
Only in America
- Can a pizza get to your house before an ambulance does.
- Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
- Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.
- Do banks leave both doors open and then chain pens to the counters.
- Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
- Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
- Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
- Do we have drive-up ATMs with Braille lettering.
jim vack said:
” If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?”
hoopscoach said:
Say what?
jimmy vack said:
Coach,
Pigs grunt… loses voice ,,,,,dis (cannot) grunt… AAARRGGGHHH!!
hoopscoach said:
o yeah, right – my bad.
Brooklin said:
When a pig loses its voice it becomes secretary of state!
hoopscoach said:
Ouch!
jim vack said:
A page that reads” page intentionally left blank’ is not really blank because some anal retentive slug took the time to put that on the page.
hoopscoach said:
Jimmy,
I see that Cathedral education kickin’ in!
jim vack said:
I graduated 18 th in my class….. unfortunately only 21 graduated…
hoopscoach said:
I graduated 115th in my class …we graduated 110 that year.
Andrew Purdy said:
Why did Superman stand there and let bullets bounce off of his chest but when they threw the gun at him, he ducked…
hoopscoach said:
Andy,
You’re a funny guy! Never took that into consideration, great call!
I tell my players how you and I used to watch the NBA late at night and then we would head out down to PS 154’s to play ball at 2AM.
jim vack said:
Why were there only two reporters and one cub
for the “Daily Planet”, a great metroplolitan newspaper?I don’t think Perry White even had a secretary. But I digress!!!
Brooklin said:
My favorite Superman episode was with the three bald headed midget aliens from under the earth that come up because the oil drill went too deep. Superman saves one of the aliens after he gets shot and falls. That was a two parter!