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What exactly was Billy Preston trying to tell us?

I was sent an interesting email from a family member.  You know, one of those ‘chain’ emails?  Which reminds me, do you remember chain letters?

Check out these rather interesting items below.

Ever Wonder?
  • Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  • Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouths closed?
  • Why you don’t ever see the headlines, “Psychic Wins Lottery?”
  • Why abbreviated is such a long word?
  • Why it is that doctors call what they do “practice?”
  • Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor and dishwasher liquid is made with real lemons?
  • Why the person who invested all your money is called a broker?
  • Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called “rush hour?”
  • Why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?
  • When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  • Why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?
Only in America
  • Can a pizza get to your house before an ambulance does.
  • Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
  • Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke.
  • Do banks leave both doors open and then chain pens to the counters.
  • Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
  • Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
  • Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
  • Do we have drive-up ATMs with Braille lettering.