I know this is a family blog but I had to pass this story along if you have not heard.
Out in Bay Ridge there seems to be a couple who get down and get awfully loud while between the sheets. So loud that the neighbors have called the po-po.
Following link is from the Brooklyn Eagle.
The six-story, 59-unit apartment building located in the northern end of Bay Ridge is sex central as far as the city’s 311 system is concerned.
The building has generated the most calls to 311 from residents complaining that their neighbors are having loud sex, according to DNAInfo, which looked at noise complaints logged by 311 operators and then crunched the numbers.