Came across a story about Spider-Man getting arrested in Manhattan.
Not Peter Parker?
Nah, there’s some cat going around Times Square dressed like Spider Man.
The fuzz had enough.
Seems like it’s not too kosher.
Funny thing is a couple of years ago the Cookie Monster came up to my daughter and I and wanted to take a picture.
After I snapped the shot dude had his palm out like we were going to grease it.
“BACK UP BRO!” I said.
He got pissed as we walked away.